Wigernet

My Internet is wiggy today, cutting in and out and communicating very slowly. Wiggy Internet is wigernet.

Wigernet. I love that word!

So just three quick items to assure my fearless readers that I am still alive somewhere beneath all this white stuff. (It snowed more after I took the picture in the previous post--a lot more--and it's snowing right now.)

1. At 7 a.m., my kid to me and said, "By the time you turn 70, you will have spent nine days farting and burping." In order to protect yourself from similar assaults, do not buy your kid fact books of any kind.

2. Just reread Jong's Fear of Flying and Burgess's A Clockwork Orange. Fine, fine, fine.

2.75 I have weird masks like the ones in today's graphic all over my house.

3. I am not religious, but sometimes I love to listen to Gospel. If you're the same way, do yourself a favor and download "Come and Go With Me to that Land" by Bernice Johnson Reagon. You will not be disappointed.

3.874. Erf.