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| Pictured: Not Mark Bird |
Sociology professor Mark Bird hates Donald Trump. He hates him so much that he shot himself in the arm. Of course he did. He'll survive since he only shot himself in the arm, or as it's otherwise known, "the heroes wound", well, that's what I call it anyway because all movie heroes get shot in the arm.
Maybe next time he should aim a little higher...
A CSN student was also near the bathroom when the shooting happened. Bird told her “he’s protesting Trump and that he shot himself because of that,” according to the report.He was subsequenty arrested on some pretty serious charges so maybe he can continue his little protest in the prison hospital.
Court records show Bird was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property.Yikes. All felonies that probably carry pretty substantial jail time. For the record I consider substantial jail time, any time you have to sleep overnight in jail because fuck that shit. Crazy fucking idiot. Do you people realize these nutbags are teaching your children's classes at those very, very expensive colleges? Whatever it's your money if you want to raise a bunch of idiots I'm not going to stop you. I'll be dead by the time they're in charge of everything anyway.
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